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User:vividnitemares (349502)
Things you see in the Graveyard
- Running from the Spagetti Monster is a big deal
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Name:vividnitemares
Website:Spaz's myspace
Location:Moosup, Connecticut, United States
E-mail:ciprianocms@gmail.com
Bio:Hi everyone. This is my insanejournal. I'll be posting randomly.


What this Journal Consists of:

- Fanfiction (Supernatural & Torchwood)
- Reviews (movies, TV, Books)
- Fangirly Squee ("OMG Jared Padalecki is hot")
- Art (icons, fanvids)
- Zombie Plan

Famous (fun, not so fun) Quotes: Some By me, others by others:

"Its kill or be killed, I choose the run like hell route"

"The yellow one is the sun!"

"2+2 is Chicken!"
- Brian Regan

"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'save us' and I will look down and whisper 'no'."
- Rorschach, Watchmen

“You go purple, you never go back”
- Peanut, Jeff Dunham

“What the fetch?”
- Ghost Hunters

“Dude run!”
- Ghost Hunters

“Don't mess with a nation that needs medication.”
- Christopher Titus

“How wrong is it that we're taking advice on what to do if you are touched inappropriately but a motherf**king bear with no pants on?”
- Opie and Anthony

"I'm going to a special kind of Hell, aren't I?"

"Drugs, my anti... son of a... that doesn't work!"

"You know the music that's played in Hell? Elevator and Yoko Ono."
- My theory on Hell

"That's not Hell, that's a Nine Inch Nails video."
- My response to the end of No Rest for the Wicked.

"Three rounds of weird."
- My response to the movie Hobgoblins.

"Your bat out of Hell crazy aren't you?"
- My catch phrase. Bat shit crazy is over done and this one can be used on TV!

"Three bowls of awesome."
- Its not just awesome, its needs a bowl.

"The hammer is my penis."
- Captain Tightpants! Also known as Captain Hammer.

"Quick to the Dead Poet's Society meeting!"
- Bill Corbett, Rifftrax Harry Potter

"If I made a suit out of his skin, then I could be the candyman!"
- NPH, Riff trax Willy Wonka

"Do I look like a guy with a plan?"
- Joker, Dark Knight

"I hope your apple pie is freakin worth it!"
- Dean, Scarecrow

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
- Dean, the Pilot

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. "
- Harvey Dent, Dark Knight

"Do I look like a ditchable prom date?"
- Bobby, NRFtW

"I'll be in my bunk."
- Jayne, Firefly

"Excuse me, my knee and your groin have an appointment."
- Crow T. Robot MST3K

"Appeal to your audience, kill the cute dog!"
- Mike Nelson MST3K

"Chord, chord, chord, chord, other chord."
- Crow T. Robot MST3K

"You saw the sun bounce, we must kill you!"
- Opie and Anthony

"My math class has become a giant therapy session for math morons."

"I hate tourist season. I can't shoot them."

"Wow, where did you get your dastardly plan? Out of the Stupid Villains Handbook."

"Why do all the voices in my head speak Russian?"

"My God's name is Cthuluh."

"Satan loves me this I know, for the right wing Bible nuts told me so."

"I've got nothing against God, its the fan club I can't stand."

"My zombie plan? It involves a Chevy and the cat from Merlin's Mystical Shoppe of wonder"

"I can see my death from here!" - Crow T. Robot

- "Are we dead?"
"Or is this Ohio?" - Animaniacs

- "How do you avoid elocution?"
"Stay inside during a thunderstorm."

"I figured out the secret to life! DIE!"

"... you test drive a car before you buy it, you have sex before you get married, I can't hire a team based on a 10 minute interview ... what if I don't like having sex with them?" - House M.D.

Some things that should be written on my head stone:

"Here lies Caitlin: Life was a Lemon and she wants her damn money back!"

"Here lies Caitlin: Hell has finally gotten a new boss."

"Here lies Caitlin: Guess that wasn't the right wire."

"Here lies Caitlin: She was not a cartoon and plummeted to earth like the rest of us."

"Here lies Caitlin: She's a corpse. GO AWAY! DO NOT BURY IN PET SEMATARY!"

"Here lies Caitlin: She went out the Willy Wonka way, being encased in Chocolate."

"Here lies Caitlin: She died as she lived: Watching Supernatural and drooling over Dean Winchester."

"See you after the apocalypse."




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User Number: 11866616
Date Created:12/20/06
Number of Posts: 304

Almigtyspaz is a fangirl who squees when she sees Jack and Ianto make out. Her idea of a good time is having a horror movie night at her house.
Strengths: Friendly, places well with fire, fixes computers
Weaknesses: serious lack of height, can't shoot straight worth a shit, the ability to dance is almost non-existent
Special Skills: Knows a latin exorcism, can sleep like a super hero, knows Spaz-fu
Weapons: Fire, teeth, attitude and sarcasm.
Motto : "I figured out the secret to life! DIE!"


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Interests:90: acdc, angel, avenged sevenfold, babylon 5, bandwagon, bill engvall, bill maher, bones, buffy, cabinet of dr. caligari, cobra starship, coheed and cambria, crow t. robot, death note, death proof, degrassi, denis leary, doctor strange, doctor who, dracula, dresden files, drew hastings, eric kripke, fight club, firefly, gattaca, george carlin, ghost hunters, glimmerman, h.p. lovecraft, harry potter, heroes, hex, hot fuzz, house m.d., house of wax, house on haunted hill, interview with the vampire, inyuasha, james marsters, jared padelecki, jeff dunham, jeffrey dean morgan, jensen ackles, jerry doyle, jim butcher, jim david, john barrowman, killer monkeys, linkin park, ludo, marilyn manson, meatloaf, mitch hedberg, motley crue, mutant x, mystery science theater 3000, mythbusters, nosferatu, planet terror, primeval, prince, psycho, queen, queer as folk, rear window, rent, rifftrax, robert palmer, rocky horror picture show, ron white, sabrina matthews, salem's lot, secret window, serenity, shaun of the dead, silent hill, star wars, stephen king, supernatural, tenjho tenge, texas chainsaw massacre, the shining, tom servo, torchwood, under siege, vampire hunter d, vampires, watchmen, werewolves
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